What’s a small moment from your past that you still think about years later?
What’s a small moment from your past that you still think about years later?
This is the NASTIEST song I have ever made! 🤣🤣
And looking back on it years later, I gotta say… it was REFRESHINGLY FILTHY! 😈🐺
Okay, it came from a time when I was HIGHLY SEX-DRIVEN. And at 43, I ain’t exactly far removed from that appetite today! 🤣
BUTT 🍑 here’s the thing…
This was a time when I understood the SEXUAL CARNIVORE inside me, and I was viciously laying down the terms!
If you’re gonna ride with me, you’re gonna have to hand over that PIE to Daddy! 🥧 And you better EXPECT to get it back OVERFILLED! Otherwise, GTFO! 🤣
In other words, I knew what I wanted, wasn’t ashamed of my appetite, and wasn’t interested in pretending otherwise.
If you can’t handle a wolfing, get your Little Red Riding Hood ass down the street! GET THE FUCK OUT! 🐺🤣
Looking back, beneath all that gloriously gutter-level filth was something surprisingly respectable: BRUTAL HONESTY ABOUT MY DESIRES AND EXPECTATIONS!
No pretending to be somebody I’m not. No disguising the appetite. Just putting my cards on the table and letting somebody decide whether they wanted to play.
Was it vulgar? ABSOLUTELY!
Was it gutter as FUCK? YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS!
But was it honest? REFRESHINGLY SO! 🤘🤣
And here’s the funniest part…
I MADE THE WHOLE DAMN THING MYSELF IN FRUITY LOOPS! 🎹🤣🤣
One man. One computer. An absolutely FILTHY imagination. And apparently ZERO adult supervision!… FYI I am bread crumbing all my most metal songs throughout my website!
