Which book’s world would be the absolute worst to live in?
I know it’s a WYRD OUTLOOK…but— Goosebumps. A world where whimsy and death hold hands? Absolutely fucking not. You can’t trust anything, and whatever kills you won’t even have the decency to look intimidating.
No glorious last stand against a dragon. Just a grown man getting slaughtered by a fluffy bunny. Not even Monty Python funny—just sad. Your obituary says “lost a fight with a cotton ball.”
Every death comes with one final indignity: making you look like a weak bitch. 👌
